at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
dude i'm inner monologue high
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
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great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
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We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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