I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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