There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
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i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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