Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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