Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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