i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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