how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
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Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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