Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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