You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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