The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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