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butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
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