Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer