One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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