Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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