Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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