then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I want a musical about memes.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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