he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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