based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
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If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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