The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
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He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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