Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
i need to put some appletini on your dick
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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