I'd wear matching sweaters with you
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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