I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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