They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
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There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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