he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Come on in and take your pants off
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