Me too!
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Randomize
