that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
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Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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