oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
id be glad to
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
she peed on how many people?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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