i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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