i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
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His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
What happened to fro yo and sex?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Randomize