i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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