I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
tell me about the eggs
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