Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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