everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??