apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
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Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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