Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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