ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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