Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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