member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Dick very happy bro
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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