new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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