didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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