my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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