The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
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he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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