he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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