Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
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Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Two words: blizzard sex
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.