I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I just sucked dick on a ferry