we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
What changed your mind?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.