butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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