I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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