A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
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Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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