If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
he fucked my hip out of place.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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