It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
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She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
The Olympian is in my bed
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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