when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
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he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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