Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
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I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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