I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
she looked like the before picture.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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