yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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