All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
When did angry sex become our thing?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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