I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Even my vagina gasped.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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