Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
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even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
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I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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