so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
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